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The Picture of Health
The results of President Trump’s annual physical exam described a man in “excellent health.”
“Of course he is,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Monday. “He eats right, he avoids unhealthy foods, diet soda. He manages stress, he doesn’t hang onto anger, he gets a good night’s sleep, he limits his time on social media, he spends lots of time with loved ones, and gets plenty of exercise getting in and out of that golf cart.”
“And he’s got a body like Brad Pitt to show it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I’m not saying America’s becoming misogynist, but I will point out this morning six women tried to flee the planet.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Here’s a fun fact: It’s actually a NASA tradition to do a sexy mission photo shoot. We all remember Buzz Aldrin’s famous moon sessions.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I’m glad we’ve reached the point where hearing screaming from inside a space capsule is a good thing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
On Friday’s episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” the host cast himself as a centrist and recounted being charmed by Mr. Trump during his visit to the White House, far from the public eye.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The stand-up comedian Nimesh Patel will promote his new Netflix special, “Instant Karma,” on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
