“Today the nominations were announced for the 97th Oscars. Yeah, it was great. And ‘Wicked’ was nominated for best picture. Yes. Yeah, people heard and were, like, ‘Yes, a movie we’ve actually seen!’” — JIMMY FALLON
“The list of Oscar nominees is out, and Matt Damon isn’t on it, again. It’s the little things that keep me going.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“There are several first-time acting nominees, including Demi Moore, Kieran Culkin, Ariana Grande, Zoe Saldana and Sebastian Stan, who is up for best actor for his role in the movie ‘The Apprentice,’ where he played the Donald Trump Melania wishes she was married to.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Sebastian Stan was nominated for best actor for his performance as Donald Trump. You can tell Sebastian is still in character because he’s already claiming he won.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The movie ‘I’m Still Here’ was nominated for best picture. It’s a film about Joe Biden’s last six months in office.” — JIMMY FALLON
The former New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees broke down on-field play calls on Thursday’s “Late Show.”
